turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via sanzochan)


hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

(via passionabledbsk-860604)


fytortall:

cattypatra:

cattypatra:

I really have no words to express how much Alanna’s story and Tamora Pierce changed my life. I was so happy to finally pay tribute to one of the most influential YA literary characters of all time, Alanna. It made me even happier that this wasn’t a costume I put together, but my own armour. The armour I fight in, the armour I learn in, the armour I wear to protect myself.

I hope you like these photos as much as I enjoyed being Alanna for a few moments. Not for to long, I have a long way to go with my own fighting, my own partners to learn to love and my own life to live, but for a moment it was amazing.

—————

Photos taken by a very talented photographer, here is his personal website. http://500px.com/Timothy_Souter Very different from these photos, but you can see a really diverse range of photography.

Hey guys remember that time I dressed up as a bad ass in armour? That was totally Alanna the lioness? I sure do.

I’m sharing this again because I am about two weeks off the completion of another set of armour for Alanna! This time her signature gold studded with amethysts. I can’t wait to shoot it and show you all.

WE ARE SO EXCITED!!!!

(via disaster-superhero-sluts)


derpcakes:

Villains with tragic backstories

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[x]

(via pilgrimkitty)


stormingtheivory:

melissadoom:

fearless-feminism:

Feminist Dragons

Inspired by X

stormingtheivory

Yeeeees it’s happening!

I love how the Internet can take a weird idea, proclaim that it’s unassailably true, and then rapidly actualize that truth.

(via nerfherdersftw)


how fangirls communicate

Fan 1: AKJSHDKJAHSDKJSA
Fan 2: I know. I know.

kayquimi:

ceruleanrabbitking:

doctor-john:

the-cosmic-life:

I BET THAT IF TWO KIDS LIVED IN THOSE TWO HOUSES THAT THEY WOULD COME OUT ON THEIR ALMOST CONJOINING ROOFS OUTSIDE THEIR BEDROOM WINDOWS AND TALK AND BE BEST FRIENDS AND FALL IN LOVE.

I will not write fluff to that. I won’t. No.

LUCY I FOUND IT

But what if instead of two kids, it was, say, a kid and an old woman? And at first they just ignore each other and keep their blinds down and curtains shut, but then the kid climbs out onto the roof one spring morning to get a frisbee and she’s got the window open bc it’s so nice out and she tells him to cut that out, it’s not a jungle gym and maybe the kid shows off a bit and nearly falls, and the old woman catches his arm…. anyway, so sometimes they leave the windows open and the kid’ll show off his comic books or asks what rhymes with ‘beautiful’ (and it’s totally for homework shut up), and the old woman tells him about all the protests and marches she took part in, and asks him the name of that one cute pop star (it’s absolutely for her crossword now shush). And the old woman gives the kid relationship advice, and doesn’t tell when he tries a bit too much of his parents’ liquor cabinet one time, and the kid comes over and shows her how to use the smartphone her daughter bought for her, and doesn’t tell when she sneaks a cigarrette out of said daughter’s bag. And when the weather’s too bad to open the windows, they tape silly pictures or notes to the glass for the other to see (the kid makes sure to make his extra big so she doesn’t have to admit her eyeight isn’t what it used to be), and when it is nice the kid will sneak over and leave seashells on her windowsill, because the old woman said once she misses the sea, but she can’t travel like she used to. And one day he peeks in her window and sees her on the floor, and calls 911 and basically saves her life because she had a stroke and nobody would’ve known in time otherwise. And when she finally gets back from the hospital, just for a while because her daughter’s talking about a retirement home where she’ll have plenty of medical care and lots of friends her age, the kid comes through the window and then pulls another kid through the window who he introduces as his boyfriend, and says he wanted her to meet him. And she sniffs and interrogates the boyfriend in proper elderly relative fashion, and then declares him worthy of her boy— barely. And when she finally does have to go to that retirement home, the kid still comes to visit her, and always leaves seashells on the windowsill.

kayquimi:

ceruleanrabbitking:

doctor-john:

the-cosmic-life:

I BET THAT IF TWO KIDS LIVED IN THOSE TWO HOUSES THAT THEY WOULD COME OUT ON THEIR ALMOST CONJOINING ROOFS OUTSIDE THEIR BEDROOM WINDOWS AND TALK AND BE BEST FRIENDS AND FALL IN LOVE.

I will not write fluff to that. I won’t. No.

LUCY I FOUND IT

But what if instead of two kids, it was, say, a kid and an old woman? And at first they just ignore each other and keep their blinds down and curtains shut, but then the kid climbs out onto the roof one spring morning to get a frisbee and she’s got the window open bc it’s so nice out and she tells him to cut that out, it’s not a jungle gym and maybe the kid shows off a bit and nearly falls, and the old woman catches his arm…. anyway, so sometimes they leave the windows open and the kid’ll show off his comic books or asks what rhymes with ‘beautiful’ (and it’s totally for homework shut up), and the old woman tells him about all the protests and marches she took part in, and asks him the name of that one cute pop star (it’s absolutely for her crossword now shush). And the old woman gives the kid relationship advice, and doesn’t tell when he tries a bit too much of his parents’ liquor cabinet one time, and the kid comes over and shows her how to use the smartphone her daughter bought for her, and doesn’t tell when she sneaks a cigarrette out of said daughter’s bag. And when the weather’s too bad to open the windows, they tape silly pictures or notes to the glass for the other to see (the kid makes sure to make his extra big so she doesn’t have to admit her eyeight isn’t what it used to be), and when it is nice the kid will sneak over and leave seashells on her windowsill, because the old woman said once she misses the sea, but she can’t travel like she used to. And one day he peeks in her window and sees her on the floor, and calls 911 and basically saves her life because she had a stroke and nobody would’ve known in time otherwise. And when she finally gets back from the hospital, just for a while because her daughter’s talking about a retirement home where she’ll have plenty of medical care and lots of friends her age, the kid comes through the window and then pulls another kid through the window who he introduces as his boyfriend, and says he wanted her to meet him. And she sniffs and interrogates the boyfriend in proper elderly relative fashion, and then declares him worthy of her boy— barely. And when she finally does have to go to that retirement home, the kid still comes to visit her, and always leaves seashells on the windowsill.

(via e1derprice)


hunter-and-angel:

hunter-and-angel:

hunter-and-angel:

SO SOMEONE I DONT KNOW TEXTED ME AND

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NO AND THEN

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AND THEN

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HELP ME I DONT KNOW WHO THIS IS AND I LOVE THEM

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can i marry you seriously

Update: we’re best friends now

(via starstruckclara)


overnight-shipping:

kittanzer0:

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

(via hi-you-beautiful)



Our paths have been revealed, So let’s start the show! Our shirts are clean and pressed, and our haircuts are precise!

Our paths have been revealed, So let’s start the show! Our shirts are clean and pressed, and our haircuts are precise!

(via e1derprice)


(via geminico)


wretchedoftheearth:

once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like

(via hi-you-beautiful)


scarlettbohemian:

Us at the #gameofthrones #premiere in #singapore #hbo #hboasia

Im Lady Nymeria, with Tyrene. And the tall lady in Orange is our stepmother Ellaria Sand and also my bff Donna. The handsome crow is actually the love Fionn and oh look there is Hodor, Meera, Bran and Arya too! HOUSE MARTELL FOR LYFE BITCHES.

On a side note, the first episode of GOT season four was a very strong opening in setting the tone and pace of the future episodes and what is about to happen in the book. I thought I would hate on this Oberyn Martell (because seriously HRITIK ROSHAN FOR HIM ) but man, this casting of the Red Viper was pretty spot on.

I hate that I didn’t get to watch the premiere with them. I would have gone as a rather depressing looking Melisandre.

But meh. Glorify in my friends’ pictures who went. I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY DID THIS IN A MATTER OF DAYS.

(via doctorgleelockkid)


segoli:

LMFAO makes fun music about partying and everyone is like “haha it’s so fun. those dudes have a wacky cool time and it’s harmless pop anyone can live!”

Ke$ha makes fun music about partying and everyone is like “wow clearly she is vapid and unintelligent and her music is awful and she is also awful”

I wonder why that is???

(I know why that is)

(it’s misogyny)

(that’s why)

(via hi-you-beautiful)


coulsonnn:

starksrp:

MODELING SEDUCTIVELY WITH GRANDPA’S GRAVE

casually listening to selena gomez

(via hi-you-beautiful)